Camera Sucks

The camera I bought when I was first in Vegas apparently sucks ass or
it's setup wrong cause I can't get shot to show up.

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FYI

Las Vegas traffic is fucked.....The Strip is already closed and I need
to get acrossed it.

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Happy New Years!

Getting ready to the head to Rain at The Palms with Brian, Jim and Mike and a few of Jim's friends. Open Bar/Food from 8-10pm and then we have a table with a few bottles. Kid Rock is DJing and I can only assume that there'll be some others popping in for a surprise. Hopefully everyone has a goodnight and what not. Be Safe! wiiii

Merry Christmas

I'm buying a new computer.

Nevermind

Not as bad with a personal towing service.

Speechless

Seriously....gotta be a better way to get around town.

Ummm

Dude needs to quit making it so clear he likes the girls walking
through in the hallway. I've heard "That beats a stick in the eye" way
to much in last 1.5 hours. "Oh that one is nice" is a close second.

Quad 3's

I finally made a high hand and turned it over proudly to get paid and
take a picture and they snapped my cards up and didn't pay because
they changed paying out high hands to do a badbeat jackpot. So
yeah....kinda pissed first one in a casino since my birthday in 2006.

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Crazy Local

Stories of this guy all over town. Supposedly walks around with loads
of cash. I never hear'em talk about anything besides gold and jewels.
He also buys in for the maximum and doesn't play anything besides AA &
KK.

Nevermind

The whole dam thing is a zoo.

Nike Outlet

Is a dam zoo.

Father Son Bonding 101

Winter Koi Pond

Cujo

Mason, my dog vs. Your 2

Joe Blows

1BR apartment in Ekart

Depressing

8 more days....

Fuck Snow

Winner!!!

Sweater party!!!!

7oz

Of heaven

Poker in WI

Been trying to get a few sessions in here and there since I got back here. Here's a graph thus far....Been kinda weird cascading tables on my laptop again after getting used to tiling 18 tables. I got 1500 points to go until my $4k bonus clears and I buy another $1500 bonus. If we keep getting snow here I might be able to just sit and clear all of them in one vacation but that'd probably burn me out bigtime.

Good Luck

Try to hit the sunshine.

Gambling With Dad

Fold a bill and let it lay.

Runnin It

Doing what I do best

Ol Stomping Grounds

Nothing beats 33 quick footsteps in -20 degree weather.

Video Poker

Our machines don't fit in the bar.

Christmas With My Dad

Vodjka Gimlet & Old Fashions

Hmmm

I have yet to leave the ground. 45 minutes late and counting. Here I
was worried about missing the flight as I was still in line gettting
my boarding pass 10 minutes before takeofff. First time I've flown
Midwest in awhile and it worth 2 cookies no matter what. I never
waited so long for a boarding pass ever.

Honestly

One dam checkin for Midwest flights.

Greedy At KFC

Woke up at 4pm still drunk and starving. Sitting here at almost 6pm
sober and stuffed and feeling gross and fat. I don't know why I ever
thought ordering all this was a good idea. I couldn't eat this in 3
days and I get to throw it out since I leave tomorrow.

UNLV Student?

Yes I am. $100 bottle for UNLV students for end of semester. Figure it
out. A few of these with Mike and Jim will make a good night.

Wow

This guy is drunk!

ZOMG!!

Mike Matusows brother. How I didnt get paid off flopping a set is
beyond me.

What To Do?

630pm and I'm unsure of what to do the rest of the day. I woke up and made some eggs and played a nice 1750 hand session in already this afternoon. I just got done eating some sushi that Ace picked me up earlier this afternoon.



Yesterday I got in a good session online and went and played a few hours at The Hard Rock. It was the 4th time in a row that I've won online and live so I'm feeling pretty good about all of it.

I think I'll prolly go log a few hours at The Hard Rock since I'm running good and I wouldn't mind taking advantage of it before I fly home on Saturday. Tomorrow morning Brian and I got a 10:48am tee time at the Wild Horse Golf Club. It's like 5 miles away from here so I figured we could try something else. Its $41 for 18 w/ a cart so we'll test'er out. I only need 3k more points before my bonus. I'm not going to force it as I've been winning and I got until the end of the month and it's just enough where I won't be forced to play while home and I can casually clear it while I sit back home staring at bitchass snow piles.

Day Off

Today I woke up and have done absolutely nothing besides lay on the couch watching TV. I woke up Sunday morning at like 12:30am. I ended up eating, watching Dexter and then playing online for about 1.5 hours before heading to the Hard Rock at about 5:30am. My earlier post involved Mr 92s was from this same time. After that session I headed home to get a quick bite to eat before heading to the Packer bar for the game. It turned out to be another shitty game. The only positive was I won $50 on the Detroit/Minnesota game since I bet on the Lions at +10. After the game I dropped off my car and Brian picked me up and we headed back to the Hard Rock where we ended up sitting in a great game. For some reason I can't seem to find a bad game when playing here and I think its just due to the nature of the people that come to the Hard Rock to stay. A guy sat down and pretty much replicates the play from Andy aka 92s. I ended up getting all in with 55 on a 953sss board and held up against AA and a mystery hand. Before that hand I had gotten like $200 all in against another one of his mystery hands. The guy just wanted others to have his money I guess. I had a good time with him and sipped a few Heinekens while waiting to pick off another few hundred from him. I got in one spot where I chose not to flip w/ AK for like $800 as I just felt there were better spots and I didn't want to blow all the money I won in the last 30 minutess. This probably shouldn't be a spot I pass up but for some reason I have a hard time shipping it in with real money where as online I'd have beat'em into the pot. That's one big difference between Ace and I. We have the opposite feelings when it comes to shipping in money in regards to online vs live. I seem to freak out when it comes to shipping in several real $100 bills + chips, but don't seem to blink at clicking a button that says $600 on the computer.

Tonight I won my first playoff game for fantasy football. I needed 40 points out of Deangelo Williams and Antonio Bryant and ended up getting 77. Top 4 get paid in this league and payouts are 1500,700,400,150. This could be another nice end of the year present if I can somehow take 1st or 2nd although this coming week I'm going against a guy that went 11-1 so we'll see.

Almost midnight here think I'm going to put in a session and hit the sheets. I want to play a lot online the next few days and hopefully clear this bonus before I go home on Saturday so I don't get stuck having to play while back in the snow although probably be all I can do if I'm snowed in.

Ace's Favorite

Michael Bolton in the house!!!

Bawwwwwlin

Up more after the Packer game than I was the whole month of November.

Mr 92 suited

Is back in the fucking building. I could hear him from down the
hallway. Go here 5:25am. I go on his table and limped AKs knowing he
was going I raise and shipped in $175 and got called by KJo and
finally held.

Double Win

I think last night was the first time since I got here that I won more than $50 online and live in the same day. I put in a long 13 hour session last night at the Hard Rock and managed to squeak out just under $500 in profit. My game was awesome as I had a guy on my direct right who really didn't care about money and I believe got more of a thrill from putting pressure on people. He made money by betting every scare card and repeatedly scooped pots. It was weird since he was the reason I stayed but I don't remember any big altercations with him. I think he realized that I was just trying to snap him off and he never pulled any big moves besides once. I flopped a set on 872dd w/ 88. I checked the flop intending to check raise someone since it was like 5/6 ways. Noone had bet and 10d peeled off on the turn. Idiot guy bet $25 and I called. It was heads up going to the river and he did his infamous $100 "in the smoke" aka blind?!? I know I'm ahead on the Turn when he does this but a dam Jack peeled on the River and I called the $100 on the River hoping he didn't have a 9 and instead had a random diamond he was trying to hit. I called and he mucked his hand and we were friends again. The only other biggish hand I had was when I flopped top two pair on QJ9dd. I bet out $15 got raised to $45. Another guy who's a dealer at the Hard Rock flatted the $45 and I shoved and they both called and I felt sick until I saw I was against AQo and K9dd. I held and prolly won just under $300 as they both had shorter stacks.

The game was good for all 13 hours but I was getting tired and some hostility was at the table as people were talking about boxing and shit. Security came to the table at like 8am and the last thing I wanted to do was get punched in the mouth by Cam the Cowboy or Roger the Porn Director or have my chips go flying. I just woke up after sleeping 12 hours and its 1am. I may go play again in a bit until the Packer game but need to wake up and sleep.

Ranting

I have had a few things disturb me over the last week that I need to get off my mind.

1. Sargento's New Double Zipper Lock- I've had to throw away to packs of cheese since I moved here because this new shitty innovation has ripped apart at the seams and I haven't noticed until the next time I went to get some cheese. Everything was fine with the single zipper lock I was accustomed to until this new shit idea has made me toss about $6 into the garbage can.

2. TV Remote- I really get pissed off when a TV remote doesn't have a previous channel button. How is this not standard by now? The last thing I want to have to do while relaxing is trying to remember what other channel I was watching.

3 Poker Players- Most seem to be normal but then along comes some guy that can't shut up and giggles everytime he touches a chip or a card. I can't seem to understand what has happened to this individual in the past that makes them like this but it creeps me out when I'm stuck across from them at a table. I am also sick of 2 players at a table bitching at each other and then try setting up a fight. I've seen/heard this numerous times and never have I seen anyone get up from a table and actually fight. They go so far that they actually talk about wagering money....ridiculous. Then it usually calms down and they stare at each other for the next 5 hours across the table with the occasional shot at one another while in a hand. One will bet, the other will fold, then the one who bet will call the other one a pussy and we're back at square one.

4. My Pinky- I definitely messed up my left pinky between drinking and playing pool the other night. I wish I knew how since I wasn't drunk or anything. It didn't give me any problems while golfing but I can't seem to get it back to normal the last few days.

5. Can't think of the other ones...Should prolly post'em as I think of them throughout the week.

Good Motto

Fore!

Where'd my skillz go. The greens are fast as shit.

4th meal

Had to pick this lonely guy up at the Express Mart. Felt dirty walking
out with a paper bag though at 11pm.

You steal my ball......

Umma hump you.

DMV

I never heard so many people walking around bitching about something
they knew was going to take awhile. I got 40/47 to pass. Pretty good
for having 3 of 6 wrong to start off. I swear half of it's rigged.
We'll see how long this next part takes an how much they charge me.