Much Success

Neither of my flights crashed!

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Randomness

1. I'm bored in Minnesota, glad to be leaving in a bit.
2. Never felt like such ass waking up on a plane ever before than I
just did. May have to do with drinking all afternoon, not eating much,
and being awake forever.
3. People that walk on moving walkways are dumb. If I wanted to walk
I'd be on the carpet idiot. Quit acting like your getting anywhere
that much faster walking on the moving walkway.
4. Why the hell are people bringing there cat on a plane. I can't
imagine how pissed I'd be if that thing would piss on the dam flight.
5. Made $180 at the Hard Rock before catching a cab to the airport.

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20 Minutes

For her to get to 3rd row from entering plane. I was first in line
behind and the most patient. Numerous people behind mr don't have such
a good heart though.

Vikings4Life

She may also be a bowler.

Bowling

This guy was here for National Bowling Tournament. I guess that is
all, I'm bored, sleepy, and half drunk.

Phone Charger

This dam dam thing reminded me that I forgot my charger. And how the
fuck is this contraption even possible wow.

Flight Home

Hopefully I don't forget. 7 hours until take off. Brian and Ace woke
me up from my nap and we are far down the strip from my house. I
should be able to pack yet.

TV Delivery

Honestly....WTF is wrong with March. I just got off the phone with the main station who said they've tried calling to setup delivery appointment, horseshit to that. I've been sitting here for a call and then I refreshed the tracking stuff and it says call placed today and this past Friday but I have never gotten a call. I just called the local station and they said it just came in off the truck 45 minutes ago and will be delivered tomorrow. Wow......Way To Go idiots...Also look at this clusterfuck of tracking, I mean is it that hard to put the shit in order.

AT AIT DESTINATION TERMINAL: Wednesday, March 11, 2009 / 11:29:00 AM
ARRIVED AT DESTINATION AIRPORT: Wednesday, March 11, 2009 / 8:17:00 AM
ARRIVED AT DESTINATION AIRPORT: Monday, March 09, 2009 / 5:25:00 AM
CALL PLACED TO CONSIGNEE: Monday, March 16, 2009 / 2:18:00 PM
CALL PLACED TO CONSIGNEE: Friday, March 13, 2009 / 2:39:00 PM
CONFIRMED ON BOARD/ IN TRANSIT: Wednesday, March 11, 2009 / 12:52:00 AM
CONFIRMED ON BOARD/ IN TRANSIT: Sunday, March 08, 2009 / 12:06:00 PM
PICKUP COMPLETE: Tuesday, March 10, 2009 / 9:59:00 AM
PICKUP COMPLETE: Monday, March 09, 2009 / 11:36:01 PM
SHIPMENT ACCEPTED BY AIT: Monday, March 09, 2009 / 1:17:00 PM

Objective: Win Money

Mission Failed..I'm on crazy tilt from playing online. I'm just forcing way to much action. I'm not sure if it's from feeling like god my first few sessions at 100NL or what. I seem to be in a mode where I'm going to out think the opponent in every hand and it's ultimately backfiring in my face big time. At some points I'm like overfocusing/overthinking and I'm pretty sure that leads to disaster. I just dumped $350 in like 680 hands. My 3 biggest losses did however occur when I ran into sets. Once with an overpair, top pair, and a big draw. Maybe I'm running bad....but ultimately I think I may be trying to involve to much creativity which isn't the way to go about things at this level. The whole internet will laugh when I say I'm only down $800 in 8k hands...but I'm losing at the rate I expect to be winning at haha. I need to get 7k more points to retain my status on PokerStars and I really don't want to lose it. I'm breakeven at 100NL after 22k hands which....is neither good nor bad. People run breakeven for gazillions of hands and maybe it's my turn. I guess it's just something I'm not used to. Maybe I'm just freaking out because I'm only up a fraction of what I was this month. It's not really that bad once I realize I haven't put in any hours this month really due to moving and getting things squared away on the homefront. I think I'm going to go watch crazy people in the mall and pick a few things up just to get away from the computer for a bit. I'm going to move down to 50NL and grind away when I get back. I just need to get back to the basics and realize ummm that I do have a clue how to play this game haha.

Jibberish

1. Got my curtains.....waiting for a drill to put'em up.
2. Got a TV stand......TV should be here Monday.
3. Exhausted...Felt like I was coming down with something on Thursday. I took Nyquil last few nights and went to bed early and feel pretty good today. I'm home at 9pm and plan on doing the same. I believe it's due to lack of sleep more than anything.
4. Poker....haven't played much. Made $1 Thursday/Friday finishing my hours for freeroll.
5. Just got home from freeroll and luckboxed my way into a chop that allowed me to receive $500. I literally had like one round of blinds left. I'm still quite amazed and how it happened but I'm pretty pumped about it.
6. Gonna crotch all night and try to get another good night of sleep.
7. Tired..
8. Nothin.....cause I haven't been doing anything.

Drunk

These 2 are making out and letting me know what's bound to happen in
the hotel after poker. She's tried to show her boob region a few times
and has given me a $100 already. I hope it never ends but I can't take
it serious at all.

Tilting

Dudes lost with AA 2x to 34 haha...He also likes to chop his cards
when they are dealt to him. I assume the chops are for good luck. He
also reminds me of napolean dynamite. He just asked me how often the
beer wench comes around. I politely said shed be back around sooner if
you tipped her.

Go To Your Room

It's a good idea to go to your room when your so drunk you got sweat
on your forehead. Don't worry drunk idiots will play poker with you
tomorrow.

Shut It

I just heard way to much about rivalry frats then I'd like to at 3am.
Honestly I figured these two would bond over Guitar Hero 12 than a
frat. Oh fuckin great next kid over is in a frat as well. Fuck my life
I'm down $130 yet and stuck in the worst conversation ever. Wish I
could just walk home.......bleh mizzle wait for the sun to come up now.

Serioz Biznazz

Down $135 with QQ vs AA obviously it was limped on me preflop bleh
bleh....so time to get serioz. Jeeez

Gavin Smith

Just walked in at 1:50am....I can't believe I just took this picture
but it was to easy not to. I feel like a douchebag but fuck it I'm
bored. At least I haven't ran to his table and try to touch his chips.

9 Minutes

Not so bad....didn't even jog.

Walking

To the MGM Grand....approximately 1:15AM. Games online are shit, I'm bored and wide awake and Ace won't bring any beer over and hang out. Everyone else is walking around this joint why shouldn't I. I gotta give it a test run sooner or later. If this is my last blog entry...something happened. I hope it wasn't the crazy crack head lady from the motel behind me. Run like the wind...........wiiii.

3rd Meal

Stuff was just staring at me on the counter begging to be opened.

Dinner at Capos/First Martini

Old Fashion, Heineken, Calamari, some wine, some wine, cigarette, water, bruschetta, water, bruschetta, some wine, cigarette, some wine, some wine,..........where the fuck is my food.......some wine...ribeye, asparagus, ribeye, some wine.......mashed potatos, some wine......until ribeye, asparagus, and potatos were gone. Then I had my first martini I think ever..I think it was an Expresso Martini and I think Mike and I were convinced to get it after dinner since Dave had 5 before and during dinner. The food was good and the atmosphere was nice. I never thought it was going to be quite like it was as we pulled up to it. I definitely didn't think I'd be seeing a limo pull up to it that's for sure. There did seem to be to much time in between appetizers and dinner itself but I guess that isn't to much of a problem unless your on a date you didn't want to be with after the first cocktail.

Brian dropped me off at home, he claims he's stuffed and still tired from his brother being in town so I guess I'm going to grind online for a bit. I really don't feel like being at home and would rather go play live, but I don't feel like driving and I'm not sure I feel like walking. We will see how this plays out in the next hour. I'd stay home if Ace brought me my High Life that I left in the fridge that's at his new place though. My new building would be the bestest if it had a convenience store in the lobby.

Old Fashion

A group of us are eating at Capos since Mike is moving back to Texas.
I've never been here before but I feel like I'm in Sopranos. We had to
ring a bell to get in after they checked us out through a peep window.
They have Scarface on the TV an it's covered in mafia pictures and
posters. Anyways I felt like a cocktail and went against my better
judgement and ordered an old fashion. The dude sounded convincing that
he could make it. I have absolutely no idea what is all in here but
I'm pretty sure it's red and the fuckin thing has an orange in it. I'm
not even sure what it tastes like. I can taste whiskey and saw him
pour a lot in it so maybe the orange is killing everything. Who knows
I'll order a beer next.

Leave Already

Think they've been here for 3 hours. I guess it doesn't matter as long
as they get me some cool air flowing in here.

Weekend

Well.....the weekend went pretty well as far as playing went. I did however lose like $4xx last night. Just a pretty clear showing on how things can change day to day much less hour to hour. Everyone just continued hitting draws and there was nothing I could do about it since the money was always in. The last hand I played a worse Ace nailed the river to make a fullhouse so yeah....I just figured I'd come home since I wasn't feeling it although it wasn't like I was pissed of at myself.

I ordered a TV online finally after going to Frys x2 along with Sears, Walmart, and Best Buy. I tried getting multiple TV's since Thursday and they were all out everywhere. I did find one and tried getting it price matched at Walmart but the dude gave me a runaround about having a flier and what not. I ended up getting this online when I came home, http://www.newegg.com/product/product.aspx?nm_mc=AFC-TechBargains&cm_mmc=AFC-TechBargains-_-NA-_-NA-_-NA&Item=N82E16889253165. While I was at Best Buy I had checked for deals on my phone before I overpaid and saw it and came home and ordered it right away. I thought the Toshiba's there for the 37"/40" were some of the better pictures. So that's on the way and so are my curtains so the place should be setup by this weekend hopefully. I got to run somewhere and get a stand yet.

That's about it I guess...A/C dude is hear making my air work, I guess it had a faulty thermostat, but he did just smoke out a wire since that wasn't the only problem. Now he's fixing who knows what....Just glad he pulled the guard back from the blower cause that thing was rattling like a mofo. After this I'll probably eat and try the internetz pokerz for a bit before heading out to play live. I suppose I'll go to HR for a bit since I only got like 6 hours in, kind of liked stopping at MGM beforehand so we'll see.

I almost forgot I slipped and fell on my tile and jacked up my knee and shoulder while trying to run to the stove to prevent a fire from happening because my hamburger helper boiled over. I was chillin on the couch and took off in my slippers and it didn't work out to well. Actually not even sore thankfully I only remembered because I just got done scrubbing the shit that boiled over onto the stove.

Slight Difference

1.5 hours at the Hard Rock, stuck $300. I plan on grinding this $100
while I get my hours in for the freeroll. Didn't play anything bad so
I'm fine with it. Raised AKhh and flop came A105 and we got our money
in and he had slowplayed AA preflop. Other hand I shoved 68 on Q57 and
someone flopped three 7's. I made straight on turn but river paired.
So I'm not against adding more money but we will see how I can work
this pitiful stack to my advantage. Double up twice am I'm even.

Style...

Gone bad...fuckin rhinestones, glitter, tigers, skeletons,
hearts...getting a headache just looking at all of it. She also says
her name is Diamond and has confirmed it's not her stage name. Who the
fuck knows....

Crazy Bitch!!

Just witnessed crazy crack head doing karate kid and sumo poses. She
then did some chant and a double clap before sitting back in the car.
I have no idea why she doesn't just sit in her room that's directly in
front of her. Wouldn't mind having this show all week.

Dinner

Fire roasted chicken nachos

Check that

Best 45 minutes ever wiii

Wiiiiiii

Best 20 minutes ever. Up over $800. Heeeeater. People are gettin
pissed at me.

Sketchy

Ladies been down in this Explorer for hours now bitching on the phone.
I can hear her from up here with her windows closed. She keeps yelling
No and asshole in between her terrets of just making noises for some
reason. Good chance she's cracked out and going through withdrawals
waiting for some crack.

Bout Time

Thanks Race Car Driver

Poor Man

I've made 2 sets against this old man. Im starting to feel bad since
someone may be running as bad as I am. Even after all of that I'm only
up $200. I got KK vs AA all in for $350. Almost ready to leave MGM and
go somewhere else since I got $700 on table and am trying to buyin for
$200 at 2/5.

Movado

Dumbest watch ever....not sure what the fascination is with them.

Fuck Race Car Drivers

He did it again...can't beat this fuckin guy. Flop checked through
1096 with 2 spades. Turn 6 of spades and I have K2 of spades. I check
and someone bets $20 and 2 people call and I shove for $144 total and
dude calls and obviously the rivers a 10 to give idiot a fullhouse
with his dumb ol 6. Not a good feeling running like ass both live and
online....wiiii

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Target

Race Car driver.....I'm like down $500 to this guy in the most
ridiculous spots ever. I'm pretty sure he knows why I changed tables.

Motel Is Dead

Nothin

1. Went golfing yesterday, I think I beat Brian by 1. I'm pretty sore from it, but did pretty well after having not gone for like 3 months.

2. Been putting hands in online. Just finished second session for the day. First one went well this one blew ass. I was up like $300 earlier and I think I'm quitting up $180. I definitely was trying to win all the moniez and made some pretty bad calls. Most came on paired boards which makes me sick, at least I usually had the best 2nd hand possible. Then in the last 45 minutes I couldn't win a dime off this one guy and everytime I tried to hard to win he also had it. I just quit before I blew off anymore to him.

3. I thought one of my cushions was defected or something. The one seemed pretty firm and I wasn't liking it. I figured maybe I hadn't sat on it much. I was going to rotate them around. While doing this I found the problem. I guess I was supposed to attach some fake wood feet onto the dam thing. I'm not sure why they attached the dam things under the cushion but I'm glad I found that out.

4. Probably should go play live tomorrow..I guess thats the plan as long as I'm not as sore as I am now.

5. Searching for TVs. Costco says they have no idea when that other one is coming in and there's a problem on Vizio's side with the supply. Fuck Costco, Fuck Vizio...I'll have a TV ordered by end of week or in my living room.

Future Sunlight

Is no match for me

CPK For One

BBQ chicken haven't had one of these for awhile.

Progress/Fuck Curtains

So yesterday landlady stole a shelf out of another units closet and gave it to me so I went ahead and did laundry and got all my shit hung up. She also turned on the hot water and opened the valve to allow the ice maker/water to work. I then was doing laundry and realize my dryer wasn't actually hot so I had to turn that gas valve on. The only thing yet is the air which I guess the whole building is in need of being activated.

I was planning on doing my curtains today and then after I threw them in the dryer to get the creases out I realized they were about a foot short haha. I think I assumed they were the same size windows as the ones at the old place. I just spent like an hour putting them back into there little pouches. I have already ordered some off of Amazon after searching online for something similar to what I wanted. It appears my windows are the rarest size in the world. I'm not sure if I have the energy to put up the rod or call owner to yet today, but tomorrow the rods will be up and i'll at least have a sheet up.

That's about it....I'm going to crotch around for awhile and then probably play online and try to get this month started.

Shutup

Little girl won't shutup....her scummy mom doesn't mind I guess and
just let's her keep playing in the bowl of dirt.

Carwash

Couldn't see outta my windows, looked like some sorta sap shit all
over the whole car. I'm also to lazy to pick up the garbage and
figures paying someone to do it would easier.

K-Lip

First out of state visitor......

Goals/Mi Casa/Exhausted

Well, I didn't completely hit any of my goals, but I still feel really good about the month. I only played once the last week as I was busy packing/moving and when I wasn't I was trying to rest or relax. I ended up with 43.2k hands in online and 90 hours live. My total results ended up being approximately 61.37% of my total goal. I also earned about 42k FPPs. 31k FPPs is approximately $500. I have used these points to furnish my new place. Overall it was a good month. It's to bad I had to take a week off and take care of moving and what not. I'm very intrigued/inspired to be playing 100NL 6MAX. I believe I'll be setting an hourly goal for online instead of hands so I don't feel pressured into opening up a gazillion tables. It's pretty gross seeing my winrate from playing so many tables at full ring. I almost feel like I wasted 2 weeks of online play. I hopefully will start March out here in a little bit. Can't let a clean slate go to waste.
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Mi Casa---Move went pretty good.....I'm pretty beat and just want to get everything taken care of. I'm living in a condo property I guess you'd call it. I was the 15th person to ever sign a lease since it's pretty much brand new. Noone's ever lived in my unit or anything. It's pretty sweet but along with being the first person to ever have the power turned on and everything there's a few things I need taken care. I need my icemaker/water on the fridge looked at. I'm not sure if the water line isn't hooked up or what. I need my hot water heater turned on because its not and I took the coldest shower of my life last night. Umm....Shelf in closet isn't right size. Just a few little things that will be taken care of hopefully today if I feel like calling the landlady. I feel weird saying landlady since she's pretty cool and I've probably talked to her more in the last week then I talked to any other manager. She lives on the first floor so it's pretty easy to get ahold of her. Umm....the place isn't totally set up. I need to hang my curtain rods/curtains up. And I still haven't gotten a TV/TV stand so I've been stuck with this 8" which will be replaced by next Sunday at all costs. Here's some pictures....I took some last night but it was dark out already so I took some more this morning. Someone needs to find me some art or something for these dam walls.

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Exhausted......I hope I don't have to explain.